vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

steviepsyclone:

walk a mile in these louboutins 

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

keep-away-reality:

28th of September

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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